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sizzling flank steak in tartar sauce on a coleman charcoal fired grill in south carolina with a projectile fat wad in the pretty girls eye as she stands down on the dock talking on the phone with her long distance boyfriend who wonders what the loud splat is and vows to come kick the ass of whoever is messing with his bitch and everybody is laughing hysterically rolling around on the pool deck cutting our knees and backs to bloody shreds but the sheer hilarity of the situation is too much and has taken control of our bodies as the pretty girl screams i dont think i can see out of my left eye anymore and we on the deck start laughing harder and then she says i think the grease has penetrated my skull with a dead seriousness that causes us to laugh so hard that chris laughs his bloody body right into the pool and then he gets out and starts pushing everybody into the pool in a maniacal rage and pretty soon the pool has turned a cloudy crimson color and little leeches come up out of the drain and start burrowing into everybodys wounds and we know we are in for a medical emergency of some sort and maybe we will all have to go to the lab so the scientists can study what these alien leeches do once they get inside of you but we are all laughing so hard that even that seems funny