#34

at the twelfth annual beanorama on coney island there was an unusual fellow competing in the eating event who couldnt have been more than four feet tall with shoes on and he looked like he must have come from some pacific island with his black hair and his complexion all dark like that and when the contest started he didnt bury his face in the five lb bowl of beans in front of him like all the other contestants but rather pulled out a spoon from his asshole and took a great heaping glob of beans out of the bowl with it and stuck it in his mouth very casual and slow like and then repeated the same action several times until everyone started to notice an unusual swelling in his midsection and as he methodically shovelled spoonfulls of beans into his mouth it became harder and harder for him to do so because his body had swoll up so much that he could no longer get his spoon down to the bowl and his arms stuck straight out and eventually he was round as a beach ball and five times his normal size and he was just standing there with everyone staring at him when he let out the loudest and foulest fart that anyone ever dreamed of