#22

some people refer to the thesaurus as an incredible tool but when i think of tools i think of screwdrivers and wrenches and the lot and i wonder if the word tool originally meant hardware tool or if it meant anything that people use for their own means because if it meant that then pretty much everything could be called a tool and i know lots of people that refer to other human beings as tools but i think that is in reference to tool being a slang word for penis which is definitely something i use to my own ends and all my terminology seems to be getting jumbled up like my means and ends and if i was creative i probably would have created some funny phrase like jumbilology seems to be getting termed up to illustrate with my use of form the same point that i could have gotten across with just plain and boring words and man i dont even know why i am rattling off this hogwash but its probably because i am a tool of a higher power of some sort and it really is sort of comforting to think of yourself as a puppet on a string of a smart and wise being because then you can just let things flow and be relaxed and i think that accounts for the great popularity of religion and its too bad i believe i control my own destiny