#6

they is a word and i know im not the first one to say it but many times there is no antecedent and it really annoys people who think they are smart when someone says something like they say if you take an aspirin every day then youll never die or when someone asks a question like what are they saying about the conflict in iraq these days and in fact come to think of it it seems that they have some sort of monopoly on medicine and the news because doctors are just telling you what they are saying and the anchormen are just a mouthpiece for them as they obviously just repeat whatever they tell them to say but the really great anchormen like a cronkite or a rather add some flair to their broadcast and you know that you cant say something with any amount of flair and expect it to retain all its original meaning cause flair changes and thats a fact so when the american viewing public turns on the news they may mistake the anchormen for them which is an honest mistake due to the flair addition and really in a way the anchorman is representative of them but anyone who talks about they or them around me leaves my presence with a black eye and a broken nose

#5

i got this orange and mango juice yesterday and the ingredients are juice from oranges and mango and i wonder what they do with the leftover bits from the fruits and if they throw them away i wonder if i could have them or if they could have gotten more money from the fruits by selling them whole because theres a lot of juice in my bottle and it only cost me four bucks and i know that mangoes are not the cheapest fruit growing in mother earths skin or is that what you would refer to the soil as or would she prefer another term or does she not like the whole personification thing at all but the important question to ask is how much she would sell the juice for as opposed to the whole fruit and if she would use a fruit so ugly as to be unsellable to make juice or if she is against that sort of trickery and my guess is that she would use an ugly fruit without hesitation because ugly fruits are just as good as them good looking fruits as long as the taste is the same and in fact isnt it a saying that the ugly fruit makes the best juice

#4

tonight i met this rude guy who gave me and my friend lotsa lip for no particular reason so he was on our list and then for no particular reason when we saw rude boy again a few minutes later he wasnt rude anymore and he was really nice instead and went out of his way to help us and we were both really confused and sorta glad and our brains were all wrinkled to the point of not caring about this phenomenon and the thing is that i really wish he would have kept on with his old ways because there is nothing that annoys me more in life than a round character because i believe we should all stand for something and any deviation from what each one of us stand for should be punished and it would be great if the punishment was in a public arena for the double purpose of spectacle and to teach all the dumb motherfuckers not to try to stand for more than one thing in their lives

#3

you shouldnt eat junk food because its bad for your health and everyone knows for sure that you should be healthy and exercise too is of course is a great way to stay healthy so you should eat right and go to the health club and ride the stationary bike for 35 minutes a day sustaining your pulse rate at 165 bpm and you will be the picture of health or you could ride on the elliptical glider which is great because there is no impact on your joints so they dont get messed up like they do if you run which is old fashioned and not done by the modern people and it is just as important to be modern as it is to be healthy in fact i think that i shall adopt healthy and modern as my new motto and you should too so we can start a healthy and modern club and hopefully soon it will become big and people will call either you or me trying to get a charter for their chapter out in nebraska or some hard to reach place and then the whole world will be healthy and modern and there will be so many more interesting people to talk to itll be great

#2

man god music man what a fucking trio that would make some great concepts to go on first man oh man what is he some kind of sex fiend or just a jumble of appetites now theres a word for you appetites sometimes i get hungry and sometimes i get horny and both of these feelings are appetites does god have an appetite for creation and destruction an appetite for the cycle who the fuck is god i dont believe in it why do i speak like i do but music i dont know if i could say that i believe in it but i sure do listen to it and enjoy it and believe it not in it just it but on the verge of in it sounds man thats where its at so dependent on time and you cant just have a piece of sound you cant own it man cause it just exists in the air as a wave for the tiniest little moment and you get so angry and you feel so cheated and good cause you cant keep that moment and goddam homosapien time

#1

just posted my first blog today and it was exhilirating i feel like this may be something that changes my life for the better i dont know but if i keep it up at least it will occupy some part of my day is it worth it i don't know because it seems like i dont have enough time as it is so naturally one will have to sacrifice some other things to allow time for blogging and blogging isnt really that important to me yet but it makes me feel good to be utilizing technology like electricity surging through my fingertips and i am alive for the first time in my existence since i popped out of mama so many moons ago and so many dusty trails in my rearview oh man a cowboy movie reference that cant be right but the good the bad and the ugly what a perfect title man what else is there i dont know a whole goddam lot is the answer i hate categorization and who is the most evil man of the last 2000 years carolus linnaeus the father of taxonomy naming ranking classifying evil