#90

good morning sex and pea shoots why dont you want to come over to greenwich village and have a cuppa joe at a place called cuppa cuppa or a place called joe or we can walk over to seattle and have a macchiato at joe bar next to where i used to live on boylston and mercer near the qfc and golds gym and other corporate landmarks i use instead of longitude and latitude or is it more conventional to say latitude and longitude with latitude first or more importantly who cares about coordinates when we are just trying to figure out where to have our brewed beans in a cup of stringent aroma delusion like you can get at fiorio which is a cafe in torino that ive been to before or maybe that rundown mexican joint in el paso at sunrise where tyler and i stopped to get some breakfast two nights before i got arrested for unruly behavior in austin texas when that ninja bouncer swooped out of right or left field and ripped my shirt off and tried to puncture my kidney with his knuckle sandwich and then he sodomized me in front of a crowd of bewildered wildebeests in the austrian jungle or maybe it was the siberian metropolis of africa but once again all these magnificent details are just superfluous detours on the road to our delicious cup of exotic arabica colombiana mixed blend finely ground pure teetotalin piece of bacon but screw it and lets just go to starbucks

#89

i am casually flying from rome to turin to go to the world premiere of the first feature film i ever wrote as if it is just any other day in the life of a casual man that just turned twenty six two days ago in america though here in italy the time is six hours ahead so that might screw up my equation and throw off the equilibrium of temporal equality as i pour equal amounts of equal and sweet n low and splenda in my imaginary cup of equipoise which tastes like a summer breeze sweeping across the polar ice caps of mars or like some other feeling we can all relate to like casually flying through italian airspace en route to the premiere of your first feature film or eating an entire cloud in one sitting or dying by accidental asphyxiation during masturbation which i believe is often termed autoerotic asphyxiation because it is so common and engaged in so casually by everyone from rock stars to game show hosts to actors to everyone else in the world that you would like to emulate as you masturbate or maybe just in the other areas of your life like the career part because you are what you do and absolutely nothing else because you exist only in your essence and your essence is defined by your actions and your success is determined by the level of your autoerotic asphyxiation