#50

the infrastructure of ricearoni is surprisingly complex but what can you expect when you put a man like frank gehry in charge of a tv dinner except the very best thing since the frisbee turned the pie pan upside down and threw it out the window onto the college green where it had sex and has proliferated greatly ever since and become an american icon which is even better than an idol because icons last longer and they are not worshiped like idols which can actually be a double edged sword because once those tabloids get ahold of you youre in deep doodoo if youre trying to uphold a role model reputation by which all prepubescent girls can measure the worth of their womanhood and if they dont measure up they can go on a diet by drinking slim fast which means the real winner of american idol is jenny craig and the real loser is carbohydrates and the actual idol is just a plaything like the pilsbury dough boy except hopefully not as plump because it would be harder for the diet companies to move units but good for carbohydrates

#49

the shadows of the network cast gross shadows over land and water causing the perceptive to gag at the sight of the increasing darkness although they know that when a web gets stronger it must get thicker and when it gets thicker it starts to get tangled and when it gets tangled confusion sets in and order is compromised and we fall into complete darkness under the matted cloud of telephone wires and ethernet cables and radio waves and highways and airlines and plotlines and friendships and fishing line and giant cargo and you give the fuck up because its too hard to go through life tangled up and even worse to have to carry a machete around all the time to cut yourself out of mundane situations that didnt used to be considered mundane situations but crises but nobody noticed cuz it came on slow like a spider in your sleep that latched on and released its poison at an imperceptibly slight rate so you could not could not could not know when it had you under its control and you wouldnt know when you were acting out its wishes but the funny thing is that we are the spiders and we spun the web and we bit everyone we knew in their sleep

#48

making a movie in one year from yesterday about who knows what but its gonna be awesome being the rebel without a crew on the silver screen of everybodys memory when the silver age is quickly coming to pass and the brave new world of technologys boundless capabilities is making art into a pansensory unification of experience and the feelies are taking over my soul and movies yes im serious when i say movies are becoming old fashioned because there are schools for that shit and we have reached a period in the endless shift of art and sensibility when we need a revolution to kick that paling ball of shit they call the movies down into the endless gutter of outdatedness with all the other rubbish of the past that will be subsumed by the internet on that fateful day when john doe jacks in and sheds his skin permanently taking on a shiny black and white coat of ones and zeroes that he will slither and melt through webbing and stabbing and disappearing through physical impossibility and mental infinity