#98

wake me up before you go bowling because i dont want your ball knocking over my dreams and giving me a stroke because you roll a strike on the high point of my rem cycle with a banana split doing the tango with bigfoot before barbie swoops down in a chopper and blows harry away with an uzi and takes me to dr dementos castle where big bird is waiting to take me out on the lake to go water skiing with mr t and three of my ex girlfriends who are all pregnant by my elementary school principal who is bob dylans brother and can do time travel magic casting us back to 1939 hollywood where we hang out with humphrey bogart and ingrid bergman and everybody gets roofied by cary grant and we stumble back into the next millennium in walmart where humphrey is operating the cash register and he lets us take the baby pool even though we dont have enough cash to pay for it just because he likes us and then i find my three exes face down in the baby pool dead as door nails and my life takes a dark turn as axl rose leads the funeral ceremony while slash plays a dirge in an empty western church yard and the color bleeds out of the rose and all im left with is blankness and my elementary school principal who recommends we go back to golden valley to recover but instead i crawl up my mothers vagina and die stillborn