#97

i think i may have made a mistake when i asked the nun out on facebook because she hasnt made any status updates for months oh i would have called her but i dont have her phone number i cant believe i didnt get her phone number but i should be grateful that i found her on facebook and i wonder if she has a myspace page with sexy pictures of her lifting up the hem of her habit to reveal her slim ankle i cant believe ive fallen for a nun but theres something about that guaranteed purity that turns me on because you can never tell with other folks when they say theyve only slept with three people ever in their whole lifetimes because there is no way to confirm or disprove that because they could just be lying like if i was a slut i would totally lie about how many people ive slept with because people might look at me like i was dirty or something which is totally unjust because i would practice ultra safe sex if i was a slut with all kinds of contraceptives all over the place like pills and diaphragms and condoms both male and female and all that shit like four layers of contraceptive protection but with a nun you dont have to worry about any thoughts like that at all because shes locked in her penguin chastity suit by her vow to god but i guess its not like a vow has really stopped people from you know what in the past damn