#96

please be aware there has been a scat scare on the skeez meter outside the club so weve had to clear the building while the health inspector makes sure all colon particles are no longer airborne and large intestine residue is cleaned from the pole and sphincter flakes are cleared off the front row tables but after that we can all go back inside and enjoy the entertainment of rectal rachel and flatulent fanny and hemorrhoid heidi so guys put on your surgical masks and prepare for a methane blast like youve never known cuz it will make your eyes water and your nose bleed and youll leave with and ear infection and youll never forget your time here at the crackhouse you labia hating pucker button wild sleaze freaks so come and see me to reserve your seats in the front row on the edge of the stage where the flying farts arent just heard but felt and sometimes seen as particle poo stains on your collar which is why we recommend you stay away from white clothing while youre here or any color other than brown or dark yellow cream diarrhea blend but thats only on tuesday nights when we have our happy hour enema mama specials from five until seven and then again from midnight until close where its an all liquid show absolutely no solids guaranteed and looks like the health inspector is giving us the all clear to go back inside and get shitfaced