#95

okay class i know you cant see me or hear me right now because im dead and im in your presence only as a hovering ghost of the netherworld but i have a few things id like to say to you for my own sake like be careful when you get into a fight with a large man wielding a crowbar and dont taunt your husband when hes strung out on meth especially when hes big and wielding a crowbar because most likely he will not hesitate to strike you in the face and send your immortal soul to the great beyond and though this might seem crazy to some of you i think its a good idea to get surveillance cameras installed in your house because you never know when some tragic accident might happen and i can tell you that meth abusers are surprisingly good at disposing of bodies probably because of their singlemindedness and lack of a moral compass but my point is that if you heed these two simple suggestions then you might not end up as dead as i am right now doing crazy shit like i do like haunting my own classroom or the police station because even if you do get murdered by a loved one you would at least have video evidence were the crime to happen in your house but it sure is a shame that we have only one go at our earthly existence because man the things i know now