#64

woke up this morning with a king hell headache from floating too long on knob creek last night and smoking an unusual amount of cigarettes until we hit the clown room and threw our money down on the stage in an effort to get the girls over to our side to give us a better view because everybody knows that strip clubs are fully gratifying and after you leave you feel very satisfied with yourself and the way you spent your evening or even better your afternoon because there truly is nothing better than having a dozen buffalo wings while a forty year old asshole hovers just inches from your nose and then stepping back out into the blinding sunlight and stifling heat and then just sort of going along with your day at work or shopping or whatever activity you have chosen to inject a little paid nudity into and any activity is fine because the strip joints are conveniently located pretty much everywhere across america near your malls or movie theaters and some are even really near apartment complexes so you can just walk there everyday or whenever youre feeling down and you need a little pick me up