#121

a southern gentleman does not crap on his friends head when his friend isnt looking nor does he murder people without motivation nor does he cross the street without looking both ways nor does he rape other peoples house cats nor does he twist the knife after the torture victim has made his confession nor does he eat chinese food alone on thanksgiving nor does he parade as mussolini in july and promote genocide nor does he fund snuff films nor does he let a stray piece of egg salad get stuck in his mustache nor does he practice soccer using an immigrants head as the ball nor does he embezzle funds from charitable organizations nor does he let a lady open a door for herself nor does he roll drunks just for the rush nor does he arrange homosexual orgies in his secret house in the bad part of town nor does he forget which spoon is the correct one to use for soup nor does he carelessly spread his venereal diseases to his friends wives nor does he masturbate in public toilets nor does he keep nightcrawlers in his pocket for no reason at all nor does he fart on the proctologist when the proctologist is giving him a rectal exam nor does he curse in the presence of the fairer sex