#119

creeping christ i dont want the wild turkey but i will take it anyway because i am the enablers enabler and i will make sure that the chaos comes from within all three of us and not just me because there is only so much that one man can do but if you get three of us together and fuel us with admiral nelsons firefly wild turkey then you have a grisly force that might break into spontaneous lancing bouts in the median of philadelphias busiest thoroughfare or fall face first on a freeway exit ramp or try to bring women home with it even though the force resides two and a half hours away or spend more than it can afford but not regret it because this is one for the history books and i recorded it all posing as a reporter from the new york times and revealing myself as an ignorant fraud at every turn but no one cared because we were so much fun and they liked us there and they liked the chaos and the freedom of madness and they liked answering my questions into the dictaphone knowing that we would listen back to the recordings and hear their voices and opinions and we would laugh