#155

gotta do your math homework buddy get onto your computer and log into your account like youre some adolescent in neuromancer or johnny mnemonic and crank out your homework which is checked by computer and you get instant feedback and meaningless digital rewards that your second you can keep in your second house as you lead your second life online and develop fully into a person with whom i have nothing in common and no interest to talk to and the generation gap has closed on my generation of swine who were born before the internet existed and only learned what it was with difficulty in ninth grade so that it wasnt impressed on our dna and we retained a strong sense of self awareness but now the yuppies of the eighties have given birth to a whole breed of maggots that grew up connected to the internet and to a multitude of devices because their yuppie parents bought up every device and digi knick knack that ever existed so their little maggot spawn would have a head start over all those poor bastards from the barrio who still have to go to the public library to use a computer but shit i am just your babysitter so hop onto your macbook and do your homework buddy