#154

come on in here to the third bedroom which of course is the master with beautiful hardwood floors all around and back in the kitchen all stainless steel appliances and vaulted ceilings in the living room and a beautiful lemon tree in the spacious yard and all of this for only six hundred dollars a month and you may ask how this is possible and i will tell you how its because when you sign the rental agreement you are also agreeing to do small and annoying errands and non repayable favors for me at my request which basically means that i will find out when you are most busy at which point i will call you early in the morning and plead with you to do an errand which involves you driving all the way across town to do something unimaginably annoying and to make it worse you wont have time to do it and when you tell me so i will plead pitifully and use words like desperate and need until you feel guilty because you did sign the agreement so you do the errand and call me to tell me its done but i dont answer so you leave a message asking me to please give you some more warning next time and then i send a text message back that just says k