#103

juno the crime dog perched on a mountaintop eating her curds and whey when out came a diplomat and convinced her to sign a nato nuclear disarmament treaty and then america bombed her country and stole her natural resources so juno swam to the bottom of the dead sea and sought out the worlds oldest merman herman who told her to seek out the diplomat and slit his throat and decapitate him and stick his severed head on a trident and display it in the piazza della repubblica for all the western world to see but juno the crime dog thought this unwise as times square was much closer to the source of the crime but the merman explained that she would never get a severed head into america because the tsa is too tight ever since that stupid underwear bomber futzed his job so juno and herman compromised and decided on picadilly circus so juno resurfaced and trekked to the embassy and slipped into the diplomats office and chopped off his head and took that bleeding thing to london and then realized she didnt have a trident so she found an old curiosity shop and the proprietor had a farmers pitchfork which was good enough she thought so she took her materials out to picadilly circus and stuck the severed head onto the pitchfork and lashed it to a lamppost then a bobby came up to her and said it was illegal to stage a protest without a permit and arrested her