#101

what im doing now is one hunnert percent illegal in every state and province in every county of every principality in every country on every continent on every planet in every galaxy in every universe in every dimension inside every gods brain forever both forward in time and retroactively but i dont think its so bad because it serves my interests quite well making me fatter and happier and mitigating the stress of my existence so i take offense at anyone elses offense because weve all done bad things before maybe not on the scale of my evil deeds but a sin is a sin and wrong is wrong so dont go around thinking youre better than me just because you dont have the power and position and means that i have because youd be doing the same things if you were wearing my thousand dollar shoes you little upstart prick and thats why youll never be where i am because you dont understand man you dont have the compassion and understanding of what its like to be in my position and the kind of situations im put in and the kind of decisions i have to make so dont go blaming me for some shit your little parochial brain cant even comprehend you little insignificant fuck