#76

jesus walked on water then turned it into wine but nobody drank it because it smelled like feet and one can only imagine what stench feet used to give off in those days even though feet were washed every now and again i bet they didnt have anywhere near the disinfectant formulas we have today in such excellent products as comet ajax or even better dove soap which leaves your skin feeling silky smooth and moisturized in addition to being ninety nine point eight percent anti bacterial which is a pretty amazing accomplishment and one that we citizens of a modern world too often take for granted and just imagine what it took for jesus to be so friggin nice in an era before soap that cleaned and moisturized at the same time and before massaging showerhead attachments and bath beads which i guess is one reason why i so sincerely doubt that the bible is completely true because honestly its impossible to be nice to everybody if you havent showered that day but if im wrong and they did have showers back then i guess i can conceive of it but then again im almost positive they didnt have bumble and bumble