#50

the infrastructure of ricearoni is surprisingly complex but what can you expect when you put a man like frank gehry in charge of a tv dinner except the very best thing since the frisbee turned the pie pan upside down and threw it out the window onto the college green where it had sex and has proliferated greatly ever since and become an american icon which is even better than an idol because icons last longer and they are not worshiped like idols which can actually be a double edged sword because once those tabloids get ahold of you youre in deep doodoo if youre trying to uphold a role model reputation by which all prepubescent girls can measure the worth of their womanhood and if they dont measure up they can go on a diet by drinking slim fast which means the real winner of american idol is jenny craig and the real loser is carbohydrates and the actual idol is just a plaything like the pilsbury dough boy except hopefully not as plump because it would be harder for the diet companies to move units but good for carbohydrates