#146

of course i can prove the baby is mine its my wife isnt it hey are you saying my wifes been humping around behind my back why thats impossible im home everyday at five thirty when would she have time during the middle of the day why shes got house chores to do like tidying and fixing dinner and shopping and such why it amazes me that she gets done what she gets done during the day and to think youd accuse her of having an affair why sure we have a garden boy that comes over and sure we have a pool boy but your not saying no way jim why theyre only in their twenties they wouldnt be attracted to an old woman like my wife well i guess youre right thirty ones not too old for a woman these days hey i know my wifes attractive i dont need you reminding me you might give ideas youre making me paranoid you know that why i havent been suspicious or nothing til you come around here stirring up the pot now listen here mister are you trying to tell me something are you the one diddling my wife no im sorry jim but your the one that put the damn idea in my head