#111

two days after fools day and not a single trick was played upon the lemonade split by the cinnamon stick in a rainy meadow where nothing stood but a simple stand by a couple portly fellows portentously manned selling wicked chemist concoctions of sugar and spice spiked with a lethal dose of crawling pubic lice but nothing so delicious did this kingdom ever see than their uniquely tangy potion of cracker pecker tea that would split your brain and buckle your knees and bend your elbows back and send shivers shooting down your spine from cranium to crack the queen could soon drink nothing but and princess anna too but king balloo banished the men because the drink gave him the flu and then there was a great revolt from pauper to royalty and the farmers used their pitchforks to fight for democracy and when they won they nominated a portly fellow to run for prime minister and he won the seat and banned from the kingdom the bastard drink censors then he held a free cup day where everyone could come and have a cracker pecker tea spiked with spicy rum and thus the party ran and ran til they all drank themselves dumb