#92

i evolved from a communist botanist who studied flowers at the north pole so she had plenty of time to dilly dally with the natives like walruses and humpback whales and other snowy sea creatures which i have no idea exist in her neck of the woods and then one day she met a mystical fat drunk in a red suit with a drunken reindeer and he cast a spell on her and took her back to his lair where he filmed the botanist being sodomized by elves then posted it online for all the world to see but that was three thousand years before anyone else had the internet and the language that they spoke at the north pole is no longer around nor are their old keyboards with their languages letters on it so its impossible to get to the web address where the video is posted but anyway one of the elves impregnated the botanist who i forgot to mention was a giantess and their offspring were middle sized folks that neither the elves nor the giantess botanist cared for so they put about two hundred of these middling children in a boat and the boat drifted to the white cliffs of dover where the passengers got out and kissed the soil like it mattered to them and then they went forth and multiplied and formed religious factions and some sailed west for freedom and the religion part was pretty much forgotten so thats really where i come from